Why Booze are named for men...

Disclaimer: This one came from an ex-girlfriend from a couple years back. It's worth keeping.

Me (looking at a shelf of liquor bottles): Why is it ships are all named for women, but every liquor I can think of is named after a man.

Girlfriend (without pause or looking up): Because men give you nothing but headache and regret.

How do you even respond that other than to silently sip your drink?