Vlad the Impaler Jokes

Vlad the Impaler went to a BBQ restaurant once.

The pit master said "We prefer slow-roasting on an open spit."

Vlad replied "I prefer a vertical presentation."

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What did vlad the impaler prefer on his Shish kebab? ...Turkey.

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Vlad the Impaler was originally a Registered Nurse.

He was inspired to change careers after a Friday night working in an E.R.

...That shift really drove the point home.

If you don't get this one, ask an R.N. who has worked an E.R. Bribe the R.N. with a bottle of the good stuff though. They deserve it.

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