A Cynic And An Optimist

Three men die and meet on the other side.

One is an optimist, the other is a pessimist, the third is a cynic.

They approach judgement and learn they are all three going straight to hell.

The cynic hangs is head and mutters "Figures..."

The pessimist shouts, "I knew it! It was always rigged. Forgiveness? I gave money to that preacher!"

Both then look at the optimist, confused.

Finally, the optimist says, "I get free heating for eternity."