Samuel Douglas Caldwell Jr.

Sam Caldwell

512.712.3095

Sonora, Texas 76950

  • Software engineering
  • Security research
  • DevOps/SRE
  • Cloud Infrastructure

Math major bartender

An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar.

The first orders a beer.  The second orders two beers.  The third orders three beers.

The bartender says "I am a math major" and pours negative one twelfth of a beer.